| | infinityrobby (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92.2){kind=small} infinityrobby) wrote, |
- Mood:
amused
How the U.S. Military saved my life
Long and short of it. Lots of massages, lots of cardinals, lots of alcahol the last few days. In a word, lack of clarity? neh; indulence. Perhaps, however, the importance of being, having once been said by others more elequent, is to be. And so i went on my marry little way into pure robland madness. i would like everyone to welcome mr Jason Dockery to LJ, nothingnew102. So...yeah playoffs, prayer chants, breaking into my car with WOOD, ending up in random peoples houses in Bellville, getting lost, entering Scotts air force base, where the on duty gaurd helped get mandy and me back home. strangeness INDEED. just a reminder that my life is so fucked up and unscripted that my exsistence itself proves that whomever created all this is a genius, and season 16 is now out on DVD. The new season has definitly started with a few bangs.
Anonymous
October 10 2005, 14:37:50 UTC 6 years ago
Washington Post's Mensa Invitational
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, orchanging one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are this year's winners:
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
And the pick of the literature:
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
October 11 2005, 04:32:23 UTC 6 years ago
October 11 2005, 18:25:16 UTC 6 years ago
yeah
and its a real band, and it is the c*nts, i wasn't even censoring.